Mom Jeans

For the Record: The women at my office are nice people.

BUT when they wear these, scary scary pieces, I just want to have an intervention. STOP WEARING THE MOM JEANS. SEND THEM TO A RECYCLING PLANT PLEASE.

I want to talk about these in gross detail. The thing about mom jeans is that they show pretty much everything you don't want to be seen. The little pouch women get is the first thing one sees and then they go right up your butt AND up your front (if you know what I mean).

Why women chose to wear these demeaning things is beyond me. The excuses will come and go: "I don't have time to buy new jeans", "I've had these for years, they should be vintage by now." "I'm waiting for them to come back in style. Doesn't everything come back in style?" and of course the classic "I don't have the body to wear the newer styles."

What you are failing to realize is that those mom jeans are actually making you look outdated and add more weight on your body then there is! Emphasizing the lumps and bumps is not going to help you. It's all about camoflauging and accentuating at the same time. Once you learn that, you can NEVER go wrong.

Ok fine, you have kids, and bills and a dog and lives whatever - but that doesn't mean you have to crawl under a rock and never shop again. You are women, so roooar!! If you walk around like you don't care, then you won't care. Get your ooomph back ladies!