Lily Allen + Chanel Handbags = Sexual Healing

Lily Allen you sexy beast you! Bravo for not only cleaning up your act, but re-inventing yourself. You cannot go any classier, any chic-er than La Chanel. I applaud and envy thee. BRAVO LILY! You have blossomed!

PokerDOTface

House of Holland, who designed the original dress for M.I.A, which I thought was humorously adorable on her, made a miniature version for her baby boy Ikhyd. Too CUTE! He's extra yummy by the way. Nom nom nommm.

I CAN'T BREATHEEEEE

As I sit here and rot in this god-forsaken office, with the dust floating around my head from AC unit, and type legal terminology all day, my older sister (who doesn't want me mentioning her on this blog for fear of being misrepresented and publicly revealed as being related to me) is sitting in a seminar at her job, listening to the lovely, beautiful and innovative Diane Von Furstenburg.

In the words of Rachel Zoe, " I DIE."

Give me a break already. Why is this happppening to meee? All I want to do is finish school and kick New York's ass one fabulous company at a time. But NO. I'm HERE staring at this ashy wallpaper and making bloody LITIGATION jokes!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Being here makes me want to get every possible degree EVER made. If I have to do this for the rest of my life the next stop would be a mental institution.

I want to work someplace where I can dress cute - AND IT MATTERS. Here? It doesn't matter. Nope. Only the computer screen will see you.

OH DIANE I LOVE YOU! YOUR WILD MANE AND YOUR AMAZING PRINTS! BRAVOOOO! BRAVOOOOO!

Oh baby baby...

I just got a kitten the other day. Named her Chanel. Teeheee.

DREAM job interview outfit. SO Carrie. LOVE.

Luella at Net-A-Porter.Com

You know you make me wanna….shout!

 

Marchesa

Jeweled One Shoulder Dress – Silk & Organza

only $2275 (that's like…more than 2 months rent)

somedayyyyyy…

Quit playing games...

Elie Saab, be still my heart! Ugh.

Fall 2009 Couture

Muffins anyone?

I know I haven't been posting lately & for that I apologize. I had a friend pass away & I'm just still in mourning. The good ones always go first. I love that Charles Manson is alive & kicking though. Makes me sick.

Anyways, another scary Monday morning at the office and all I can see are the women, shoving their chubby tummies, full of July 4th weekend food, into these tiny little tops! HELLO MUFFIN TOP! I cannot believe that people actually look in the mirror and say, "Yup! I'm ready for work." Too tight - not right. NOT RIGHT!

It goes beyond fashion at one point. In the workplace, all it shows is that you are unhealthy, sloppy looking and you don't care how you look and/or present yourself to fellow coworkers.